September302014
Feeling pretty today

Feeling pretty today

September292014

userbar:

all i want in life is to lose weight and gain money

yet instead, here i am, gaining weight and losing money

(Source: userbar, via momma-doesnt-like-pretty-things)

4AM

apiratenhisprincess:

captainswansource:

My OTP is cuter than your OTP ^_^

Lets talk about how she says “home”

(via jeffersonshat)

4AM
4AM

esaum6:

communistbakery:

intensional:

communistbakery:

intensional:

knock knock

who’s there

The police

police who? Actually it doesn’t matter! The police can’t enter your house unless they have a signed warrant. Know your legal rights :)

*breaks door down anyways because they abuse their power and get away with everything and anything.*

(via momma-doesnt-like-pretty-things)

September282014

kyra-lord-of-dystopia:

poorhornycat:

professor-sweetpea:

jumblejo:

oldfilmsflicker:

The best of The Mayhem Guy from the Allstate commercials

okay, but where is, “I’M THE SMARTEST RACCOON I KNOW”

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better

Okay good i didn’t want to reblog this without the racoon one


the raccoon one tho

(Source: deanwincherter, via aliciasomething)

11PM

actualfairyboy:

tardis-mind-palace:

w-for-wumbo:

mylourrydiary:

hlil:

Can u believe there are plants that are illegal
Plants

Can you believe there is love that is illegal
Love

can you believe it’s not butter
butter

the fact that Tumblr can fit weed, bestiality and diary products all into one post doesn’t even phase me anymore

i really dont think they meant bestiality

(Source: hhlil, via aliciasomething)

11PM

watchtheskytonight:

diannaluvslea:

sillylittleshoteka:

spontaneousfangasm:

sovietkittens:

if you go to hell for being bad why wouldn’t satan reward you for it why does he make you suffer wtf id be like hell yeah motherfucker you my nigga lets party

i started to laugh and then i realized that this is actually a really valid question

Alternatively, if Satan punishes sinners, why isn’t he considered good?

If the Pope dies, is he being promoted or fired?

We’re becoming self aware

(via aliciasomething)

10PM
Cute baby #lillianalynn #sofreakingcute #proudmommyspam

Cute baby #lillianalynn #sofreakingcute #proudmommyspam

10PM
Daddy and daughter bonding. #lillianalynn #loveofmylife #proudmommyspam #sofreakingcute #daddyanddaughterbonding

Daddy and daughter bonding. #lillianalynn #loveofmylife #proudmommyspam #sofreakingcute #daddyanddaughterbonding

September272014
Feeling pretty today

Feeling pretty today

September262014

damn-fall-out-boys:

phanlight:

if fob don’t release a fragrance called scenturies they’re missing out on a life changing opportunity

(via jeffersonshat)

9PM

michisama2030:

masykruger:

michisama2030:

thats one of the reasons why did my classmates think that i was a little bit weird

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actually, after some time they got used to my live-reference-needs

it reminded me about one funny incident lmao

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IT GOT BETTER

(via jeffersonshat)

2PM
thatonenerdybroad:

eddietg:

If you own a dog, please share.

Even if you don’t own a dog, please share

thatonenerdybroad:

eddietg:

If you own a dog, please share.

Even if you don’t own a dog, please share

(via aliciasomething)

2PM

naamahdarling:

rockees:

a ferocious beast

i will reblog these everytime i see them because she is just such a precious little ball of predatory fury

(via aliciasomething)

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